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10 More sophisticated fashion sense

 9 Willing to hold your purse in public

 8 Spend less time worrying about hair loss

 7 Old buddies don’t show up on the doorstep unexpectedly

 6 Utterly disinterested in professional sports

 5 Rarely jealous of your former boyfriends

 4 Love to dance

 3 Willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command

 2 Have the ability to know when you are sad and need attention

 1 Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play, because they are always willing to give you one more kiss

Credits: postcard purchase at a Hallmark® store.